The Countdown 2.0

[RedRobin183]

13,660. TEN! NINE! EIGHT! SEVEN! SIX! FIVE! FOUR! THREE! TWO! cocks shotgun ONE.

[stormtrooperwilliam]

13,659. *Camera pans in to show a news anchor.* Thank you Jen, now, on a sadder note: Three children were murdered by the friendly neighborhood old man, Mr. Smith.

[RedRobin183]

13,658 The punks told me they were feelin' lucky! I'm innocent dagnabbit!

[TheCapedCrusader]

13,659. *Camera pans in to show a news anchor.* Thank you Jen, now, on a sadder note: Three children were murdered by the friendly neighborhood old man, Mr. Smith.

13,658 Haha.

[stormtrooperwilliam]

13,657. ...Is what he had to say about the incident, before he was carried off to jail with eight eye witnesses who saw him shoot them down.

[TheCapedCrusader]

13,656 My. Name's. Not. Riiiiiiiick!

[stormtrooperwilliam]

13,655. They were white when I bought em.

[TheCapedCrusader]

13,654 Because you told me tooooooooooooo!

[stormtrooperwilliam]

13,653. Can't compute.

[TheCapedCrusader]

13,652 Wait Spongebob! We're not cavemen. We have technology! *bashes computer repeatedly on dollar bill*