The Countdown 2.0

[StrangePlans]

Sir, we are screwing up the countdown until the pie is out of the oven! We apologize. 14,472

[ShocknAwe]

14,471 I await a response.

[hiya]

Wait. I have an idea. Send in the Krakens. We will fight this blockade. No one threatens me and gets away with it. No one!

No offense sir, but you killed all the krakens in our empire in your big game hunt last year. We only have about 200 eggs and they'll only hatch after another 6 months. Any alternate ideas, oh wise one?
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[TheCapedCrusader]

14,473 But can you defend yourself from three sides? That is not to say we in the North will attack. Provoke us and we will retaliate.

14,469 .....It is true. Even with the Kraken, I cannot stop them all. Even if I could, what is a king without his loyal subjects? Very well. What exactly are your demands?

No offense sir, but you killed all the krakens in our empire in your big game hunt last year. We only have about 200 eggs and they'll only hatch after another 6 months. Any alternate ideas, oh wise one?
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Oh yeah...That was the greatest feast I have ever had. Remind me to kill one of the one of the eggs when it hatches.

[hiya]

Uuuuhhhhhhhh......

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If your majesty would be patient, could you at least wait for 9 months before killing one? Because by then, the Krakens would've fully matured, mated and would've laid more eggs giving you more opportunities.

[ShocknAwe]

14,467 Actually, you have no kraken. And if I understand correctly, they are sea creatures which wouldn't do you much good against nomads and tribes inland. Perhaps you have the best forces available but you've never tasted Northern steel. You've never encountered our fury. For your sake, Phoenix King, do not incite us, do not incite me. Now seeing as this is our first diplomatic encounter, no need to make demands. Simply put our nations should trade...for now. But consider this King, your power extends only so much. Ice can burn just as much as fire.

[TheCapedCrusader]

14,466 I do to! Just...I wiped them all out. Well...It. Hmm....Damn, where's Sozin's Comet when you need it? Very well then..

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I'd be horrible ruler T_T I'd probably try to take on the Blockade just because.

[hiya]

Actually, you have no kraken. And if I understand correctly, they are sea creatures which wouldn't do you much good against nomads and tribes inland. Perhaps you have the best forces available but you've never tasted Northern steel. You've never encountered our fury. For your sake, Phoenix King, do not incite us, do not incite me. Now seeing as this is our first diplomatic encounter, no need to make demands. Simply put our nations should trade...for now. But consider this King, your power extends only so much. Ice can burn just as much as fire.

Point taken. <Shake hands>

Will you be leaving immediately, or would you like me to give you a tour of the city?

Off-Topic: I'm sorry, but I've to go to school now. Bye!
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[ShocknAwe]

14,464 No. I will return to my land but in my place will remain the only ambassador I trust, my son.
*Leaves

Hey guys! Err I mean salutations and all that!

[TheCapedCrusader]

14,463 Someone show young....what was your name again?