The Countdown 2.0

[EbonHawk]

Wow you all are inventing new profanity!
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It's the 21st century...gotta do something.
(New Dr Pepper 10 marketing logo.)

[RedRobin]

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I'd send you some of my internet bandwidth, but you know...wait for it...It doesn't translate very well.

MwaHahahahaha!

BOOM! You have defeated me! I bow down to your superior wisecracking skills!

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Actually I'm posting in the UK right now using a 3G tether from my phone. HK broadband is much faster, even on mobile networks it beats what I have here.

Hopefully when I get to Cambridge things will change. Legend has it that broadband connection speeds in universities are so fast they're frightening... I want some of that.

[TheCapedCrusader]

9,323 Badabing.

[BlackEcho]

New profanity of the century.
I will slap the cheese out of you!
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[EbonHawk]

Well, my school day sucked as usual. I wish I could just sit home and post all day, watch tv, and play games.

How some of you all can post on here all times of the day.
Is it:
1. Your unemployed.
2. Your a failure living in your mom's basement.
3. Your a type of internet stalker you hear about on the news alot.
4. Other, explain reason.

I'm asking because I wish I could. YOu lucky dogs!
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It's the 21st Century, dude. I got wireless hardlined into my bum. Connection live, 24/7. Sometimes I go diagonally at the john when there are sunspots, but hey, it's a freakin' cool experience!

(Ok, seriously: I have wireless internet at home, I have my desktop, and I have wireless internet at work (a place where I can keep my netbook right by my side for 12 hours straight and when I have a moment, wisecrack on here with you guys). Isn't life a blast? Imagine if I had a Smart Phone. I'd light up Christmas tree lights when I walked by (see hardlined-bum joke previously).)

[stormtrooperwilliam]

9,320. Today was okay.

[MontyPython]

9319. Boredy bored bored.

[Tasnek]

9,318 Well I'm off to save Deckard Cain from the Skeleton King. Later guys.

[BlackEcho]

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It's the 21st Century, dude. I got wireless hardlined into my bum. Connection live, 24/7. Sometimes I go diagonally at the john when there are sunspots, but hey, it's a freakin' cool experience!

(Ok, seriously: I have wireless internet at home, I have my desktop, and I have wireless internet at work (a place where I can keep my netbook right by my side for 12 hours straight and when I have a moment, wisecrack on here with you guys). Isn't life a blast? Imagine if I had a Smart Phone. I'd light up Christmas tree lights when I walked by (see hardlined-bum joke previously).)

Your so lucky Ebon. You enjoy you "freakin' cool experience.
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[StrangePlans]

9,316 I have a cold...again. Can't stop coughing. And I have baseball practice soon.