Funny Thug Quotes

[Dlf]

Bump . . . . . Would anyone else have liked the season specific quotes? This game certainly has far more thug quotes (and misc dialog) than Asylum did.

[TheCapedCrusader]

"This place is locked down tighter then my mom on prom night."
"The hell's that supposed to mean."
"Don't worry about it."
"What? Was your mommy the town bike?"

[HyphenatedBat]

After Harley leaves the church and the thugs have you at gunpoint, listen to their conversation instead of dropping the smoke pellet. They go on for a couple of minutes talking about Batman and what to do, finally deciding just to shoot him. They'll open fire eventually, but their dialogue is fantastic.

[FierceInferno]

Thermal henchmen scans vantage point
Vantage Point Clear
Me: Wanna bet? Inverted Takedown.......

Two Face Thug 1: Boss said to stay out of sight of the helicopters. They are looking out for Batman
Two Face Thug 2 : I can understand why the boss would say that. I have been working out I guess I kinda do look like Batman
Two Face Thug 1: Like hell you look like ****.

[StrangePlans]

"So THAT'S why my cell phone didn't get any reception!"
"Yeah, dumbass, that's why your phone didn't get reception. Didn't you listen to the briefing?"

[Robin7]

"you're mother won't recognise you when i'm done!" HA! the irony.

[flyinhawaiian]

"Get him on the ground and stomp on his face!"

[Nizzemancer]

thermal henchmen scans vantage point
vantage point clear
me: Wanna bet? Inverted takedown.......

Two face thug 1: Boss said to stay out of sight of the helicopters. They are looking out for batman
two face thug 2 : I can understand why the boss would say that. I have been working out i guess i kinda do look like batman
two face thug 1: Like hell you look like ****.

"there's a back door!?!"

[Darkicity]

[QUOTE=BatmanInc;197405]" I'd drink my own pee if I knew it would keep me warm" I think it was homage to Bear Grylls[/QUOTE
what?? he drank his own pee before?? i saw him pee on his b=hand before nbut not that that

[Nizzemancer]

Sort of, he peed in a hole in the ground, then captured the vapor in a jar.
Here's a picture (don't worry, it's made in ms paint) to explain it:
http://img43.imageshack.us/img43/6828/peecollector.jpg