Funny Thug Quotes

[User88]

"Hey, hey, hey! I was safer in the ice!" - When terrified thug is freed from the ice.
"RUN, RUN! Batman's found us!" - Randomly spoken by inmates on the street.
"LOOK OUT!! In a high pitched voice, also spoken by random inmates on the street.
Over-confident thug: "Where are you batman? Come and fight a man!" Terrified thug: "You're on your own big guy!" -Not exact words, but as close as I can remember.

Another good one is when a thug finds a guy he doesn't like unconscious, he has a little fun with him..

[Nizzemancer]

I just started a new game yesterday and heard one that went something like this after exiting the courthouse for the first time:

Keep the doors locked, the bat is in there!
The bats in there? We should run, get far away.
Idiot, if we just lock the door he can't get out.
But what if he uses the back door?
THERE'S A BACK DOOR?!?

Then I jumped down and beat the snot out of them.

But I really like the "He's making us look like idiots. How's he keep doing it?!" one, I can't help shouting "because you're lowlifes who think they have a snowballs chance in hell against the batman you idiot" at the screen every time someone says it. I also like it when they're terrified and alone and begging to be spared.

[Bill_Casey]

You notice that Razor is very unlucky? First he's dangling over Joker-gas in the Medical building, then he blows up with the rigged gargoyle in the Intensive Treatment lobby. Poor guy. What happened to him in Arkham City?

I'm paraphrasing here...

"Penguin put him in a vat of boiling water and razor blades; thought it would be funny."
"It was funny. Razor should have never left Joker's gang. Penguin was always going to try to get information out of him"

[TheCapedCrusader]

Yup, you hear that over by the Monarch Theater around the time Bats goes to visit Mr J for the first time. Poor Razor just can't catch a break. I hope he's mentioned or shown in the next game.

[Goldenfoxx]

After you beat Penguin and are tracking the blood trail in the Bowery there was a VERY funny conversation that heard. I went a little something like this:
Penguin thug 1: Man, that place is locked up tighter than my mom on prom night.
Penguin thug 2: Why? Was your mom the town bike?
Penguin thug 1: Well if you must know, during her prom night she killed a guy. Ever since we keep her locked every prom night.

^ This is the only one that made me laugh out loud long enough that I had to put the controller down (which was not good since I was supposed to be chasing a ninja at that moment...)

[lestat_cv]

When I read it here in the forum of "Ba ba ba ba da bat man!" I did not believe, I thought it was just trollagem, but today, playing with the skin "Dark Knight Returns" I went down near the court, and began to beat the thugs and i heard "" Ba ba ba ba da's bat man! "

I swear I left the keyboard and began to laugh insanely, seriously, I almost cried with laughter


Ba ba ba ba da's bat man!

[hiya]

"If you don't stop pressing that button, I'll tell my Joker and he'll be soooooooo angry!"
-Harley

[TheCapedCrusader]

"Time to get me some wings!"

Heard that in Challenge Mode while using Nightwing.

[Killingjoke086]

Church

Thug 1: (what's he gonna do we got our guns pointed right at him)
Thug2: (yea it's not like he has a reputation of breaking free of traps and smashing people's faces oh wait that's exactly what he does)

[Papa_Joker_Roach]

"I'm not scared of Penguin. An ugly midget man with a bird fetish. Please"

Best one hands down.